In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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