He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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