my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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