I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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