He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize