I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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