she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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