I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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