sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize