i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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