My sheets look like a crime scene.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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