His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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