dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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