He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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