I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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