i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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