Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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