can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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