You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
There are leaves in my underwear?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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