Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
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ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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