did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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