I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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