she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I think your dad took our porno
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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