can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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