Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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