ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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