i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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