Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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