I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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