She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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I need you to use more vowels.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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