This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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