Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
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There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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