I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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