I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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