Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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