Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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