I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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