She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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