Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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