Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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