Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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