Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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