Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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