My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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