Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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