No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
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You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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