If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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