No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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