let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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