Christians are straight up FREAKS
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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