I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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